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Aaron — & — Nipun Work Out.

A two-man tour  ·  New York City  ·  Indefinitely

Red Corner — Aaron Blue Corner — Nipun

The Numbers

Tale of the Tape

Nobody gets to lie on this board. It updates after every bout and tells the truth for as long as the pact holds.

Aaron
Stat
Nipun
5
Sessions Attended
5
3
Studios Conquered
3
TBD
Mile Time
TBD
0
Excuses Filed
0
5
Bouts in the Same Hat
0
0
Headband Colors Deployed
4
Numbers posted within 24 hours of each bout, witnessed by the other guy.

The Circuit

The Tour

No fixed card, no barbell liturgy. This is a traveling show — high-intensity classes wherever New York will have us. A bout counts when both men are in the room and a stranger with a headset is yelling.

Jul 11 Crunch — ChelseaDiesel Fought ✓
Jul 15 RumbleBoxing Fought ✓
Jul 24 CrunchAss & Abs Fought ✓
Jul 27 CrunchBis & Tris Fought ✓
Aug 5 Planet FitnessShoulders, Back & Lats Fought ✓

New dates added as they’re booked. Promoters, form a line.

The Contract

House Rules

  1. If one man shows, both men show. A text saying "you still coming?" counts as a legally binding summons.
  2. A missed session without 24 hours' notice buys the other man's post-workout meal. No cap on the meal.
  3. Every session gets logged on this site. Unlogged work did not happen.
  4. Both men take the same class. Nobody splits the card.
  5. Personal records are announced loudly, in person, and posted to the Tape within 24 hours.
  6. This agreement renews automatically every Monday and has no termination clause.

Fight Footage

From the Floor

The record so far: five sessions, five appearances each, zero excuses filed.

Aaron and Nipun selfie under purple lights after their first workout together
Session I — Saturday, July 11, 2026. Opening night: the Diesel class at Crunch, Chelsea.
Aaron and Nipun selfie at Rumble boxing studio
Session II — Wednesday, July 15, 2026. Away bout at Rumble.
Aaron and Nipun selfie under colorful gym lights after the Ass and Abs class
Session III — Friday, July 24, 2026. The Ass & Abs class at Crunch.
Aaron and Nipun selfie in pink studio lighting after their bis and tris session
Session IV — Monday, July 27, 2026. Bis & Tris at Crunch.
Aaron and Nipun selfie in front of a yellow Planet Fitness wall after shoulders, back and lats
Session V — Wednesday, August 5, 2026. Shoulders, Back & Lats at Planet Fitness.

Stewards’ note: Aaron has now worn the same hat to five consecutive bouts. Nipun has answered with a fourth headband color. The commission is monitoring both developments.

Standings

The Scoreboard

Sessions Completed

The bell rang Saturday, July 11, 2026. Five sessions in, nobody has blinked.